Category Archives: politics

Once More Unto The Breach

Oh fuck it’s that time again – the most magical time of year, where the hackdom of EUSA gather together to talk too much about fonts, concoct wild conspiracy theories over poster vandalism, and do some representative democracy on the side. … Continue reading

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NUS speeches – an amalgamation

Hello dear readers. As those of you who follow us on Twitter may be aware, we’re at NUS Conference right now, watching the proceedings with morbid fascination. Using bleeding edge technology, we have managed to compress everything said today into … Continue reading

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Anger, Alienation and Arson

The destruction of people’s houses and small businesses is indescribably tragic. We have nothing but complete sympathy for the innocent people who have been hurt, lost their homes or livelihoods and watched their loved ones be injured or most horrifically … Continue reading

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Define Cruelty?

This week Eusafishes was shocked to see that the Christian far right did not agree with us on every issue entirely. In spite of our previous kindness to this breakaway subgroup of sanity we have become the target of the … Continue reading

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Paying through the chest

This week Dundee university academic and awful human; Sue Rabbit Roff suggested that students should be encouraged to sell vital organs in order to meet tuition fee payments. This brave step towards farming the poor will ensure that  beleaguered  students … Continue reading

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Modest Proposals

It’s not a great time to live in the UK – we’ve got a stagnant economy, mass youth unemployment and it’s the time of the year where you can’t buy Creme Eggs any more. It’s becoming increasingly clear that in … Continue reading

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Vote for the Dark Ages!

We at Eusafishes have a new favourite political party. Ridiculous and terrifying in equal measure the Scottish Christian Party hope to bring their own brand of prejudice to the wider political sphere, all in the name of getting you to … Continue reading

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